New Story.

I picked up the mail this morning. I flipped through the envelopes absent mindedly.
Junk,
Junk,
Bill,
Junk,
Bill,
And-

My name? In smooth, italic. It can't be. But yep. There it was. This is strange, i thought. I bearly ever get mail. Its not my birthday, is it? I read the writing carefully.

Bella Harper,
7 Westlays Road,
Phoenix,

Hmmm. I turned it over and on the point of the flap was a crest, with 4 parts. A eagle, a rabbit, a tiger and a bear looked at me in black ink.
Very strange.
I dumped the rest of the mail on the ground and opened it delicately.
I read.

Dear Miss Harper,
You have been chosen to attend Blankers School was Witch Craft and Wizardry. You may attend at the start of new term.

Students will attend the chamber of reception upon arrival.

Here in this letter is a list of everything you will need, that you may purchase at diagon alley.

Congratulations,

Your Headmaster, Simenus Yuley.

Is this a joke?